有日有個新症後生仔睇完醫生，醫生就同我講:佢可以走㗎啦，嗌佢走啦！
於是我出去同後生仔講:醫生話你可以走了～
佢行埋嚟:通融一次呀！
我R哂頭:吓？
佢:俾一張假紙我就得啦，我下個月一有錢就俾返假紙錢你呀！
我:我哋唔賣假紙㗎喎～
佢:唔係賣呀，賒住先咁得唔得呀？
我:唔得啊～
佢:我今日一定要拎張假紙返公司㗎！
我:我哋開唔到假紙俾你㗎啦，你去第二間問吓啦～
佢:我下個月會俾返錢你㗎！
我:你去第二間試吓啦～
佢:一係你幫我俾住錢先呀？
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，你痴L咗呀？
我:點解係我俾？我打工咋喎…
佢:俾住先啫，我會還㗎！我頭先有問醫生借住錢俾我先，佢唔肯呀！
我:好正常嘅…
佢:我張身份證真㗎！地址電話都係真㗎！
我:你去第二間啦…
佢:幫吓手啦靚女！
嗌我呀？我:幫你唔到
佢:你撕一張假紙俾我呀，唔講俾醫生知咪得囉
我:唔撕
佢:妖，死肥西，要張紙都好似乞你咁
:o :o :o :o :o :o
你繼續講呀！我一槍打爆你個頭！你咪走呀！我瞄準緊你個頭！你咪走呀！嗌你呀柒頭！！！！！！
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